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Diamonds Droog, the underboss of the Midnight Crew.

A fiery temper, and no problem with cracking heads open. Just don't bleed on the suit.

Chum handle: dignifiedDespair

DROOG IS A HUGE ASSHOLE. DO NOT TAKE HIS WORDS PERSONALLY, THIS IS A ROLE PLAY BLOG.

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im sorry im not in the mood for any rp and i probably wont be for an indefinite time.

licoricelimo:

crackedcarapace:

Trust me, my shell won’t just randomly fall off. My species can molt, if excess weight is gained or lost, but it doesn’t just fall off.

Ah.

Perhaps I’ll have to give it a shot sometime, hm?

Test your luck, not much can go wrong.

crackedcarapace:

Unfortunately, no.

licoricelimo:

crackedcarapace:

Come now, I’m not made of glass.

Knowing my luck, I’d manage to find some kind of pressure point that would trigger your whole shell to crack off. I know so little about carapacian anatomy.

Trust me, my shell won’t just randomly fall off. My species can molt, if excess weight is gained or lost, but it doesn’t just fall off.

crackedcarapace:

Unfortunately, no.

licoricelimo:

crackedcarapace:

You’d have to press rather hard.

I understand you’re tough, but I’d still be nervous I’d damage you. Even if my hands were in proper working order.

Come now, I’m not made of glass.

crackedcarapace:

Unfortunately, no.

licoricelimo:

crackedcarapace:

Every muscle in my body is ungodly sore. 

I’d offer you a massage but I’m not entirely sure how to rub through plating.

You’d have to press rather hard.

licoricelimo:

crackedcarapace replied to your post: crackedcarapace replied to your post: Money well…

Water. A hangover is literally dehydration, and alcohol is a diuretic. You need to hydrate yourself. But do not chug a gallon of water, it could lead to swelling in the cranium, or regurgitation at the least.

Ugh. Thank you.

What about any remedies for all of the things I can’t remember from yesterday? 8^y

Unfortunately, no.